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They came for the dinosaurs, and I did not speak out, because I was not a dinosaur. They came for the giant robots, and I did not speak out, because I was not a giant robot. Then they came for the nerds. And I was screwed.

Age 35, he/him

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University of Texas

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Joined on 8/28/03

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Things I Need to Know but Didn't Learn in Kindergarten

Posted by guthrie - March 5th, 2008


differential calculus

how to use a condom

the max HP of a pikachu

elementary school doesn't matter

how to save 15% on your car insurance

you don't have to say the Pledge of Allegiance

not to stop in Bat Country

sig figs

you will NOT be the President of the United States...

...or an astronaut

that's not hair gel

macaroni ornaments are useless and your parents hate them

glitter is not the perfect compliment to all art work

you will never use brass fasteners again

'the farm' really means 'tied up in the woods'

money does buy happiness

4/5 of you will never understand math

how to mix a drink

I can sue for anything!


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Max HP of Pikachu : <a href="http://pokemonelite2000.com/pokedex025.html">http://pokemonelite2000.com/pokedex02 5.html</a>

Truth was here

Is your username a reference to American singer-songwriter and foot enthusiast Woody Guthrie?

No, its my last name.