Total Medals Earned: 8,334 (From 1,486 different games.) Total Medal Score: 127,850 Points
Medals Earned: 2/3 (200/300 points)
Use green the most and get rank above GOD
Use blue the most and get rank above GOD
Use red the most and get rank above GOD
Medals Earned: 4/6 (35/110 points)
Play Pico Party
Call A Friend
Let In A Faker
Failed To Host A NG Party
Buy Pizza
Beat The Game
Medals Earned: 2/5 (10/220 points)
Play the game for the first time!
Destroy a trash can/cone
Get at least 100 dollars
Get at least 25 Pizzas!!
Win the game
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/90 points)
pussy out at the first possible moment
beat the friggin video game you beautiful bastard you
beat the game with an s-rank
beat the game with 5 minutes to spare
Medals Earned: 5/7 (55/110 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/11 (15/325 points)
Run out of ammo and die.
Now everyone knows you like uncensored NG humor.
To get paid? Nah man. To get ice cream.
Save the Day with a full Mayhem Bonus.
Never mind, I wanna go browse Newgrounds dot com instead.
The uh, safety was off there.
2 Left Thumbs would be proud.
Make a big explosion!
Complete the Pacifist Route.
If you do see Peter the Ant by chance, smoosh 'em.
You beat the game with TOUCH CONTROLS. I'm AFRAID of you. Just kidding.
Medals Earned: 3/3 (150/150 points)
Kill Peter
Kill Peter Without Missing
Medals Earned: 3/6 (100/300 points)
Start the game
Find the hammer
Hit a dead person with the hammer
Hit some poop with the hammer
Exterminate four ants
Kill Peter The Ant (That's the end of the game)
Medals Earned: 2/9 (100/405 points)
You're the inspiration.
Those old folks deserve some love and affection.
Why? Why?
Catch a wild UBERKID.
Some Unicorns just lost their dignity you know.
Win the game!
Medals Earned: 7/7 (260/260 points)
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!