Total Medals Earned: 8,334 (From 1,486 different games.) Total Medal Score: 127,850 Points
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/210 points)
Complete the first chapter.
Complete the second chapter.
Complete a level made in the map editor.
Complete the third chapter.
Complete the fourth chapter.
Complete the final chapter.
Complete the bonus chapter.
Medals Earned: 2/2 (10/10 points)
Start to view a gallery bunch of spiders!
You have seen all spiders in this gallery.
Medals Earned: 1/1 (100/100 points)
LOSE THE FUCKING GAME!
Medals Earned: 6/14 (35/290 points)
Cut Off a Conversation
A Nice Center Smash
Ten Crush-Hugs
Five Love Taps
Far Right Smoosh
Far Left Hit
You Obey the Rule of Three for Big Yucks!
Fifteen Gory Love Lunges
20 Hits in Survival
Perfect Score in Story Mode
21 Spikey Embraces
30 Hits in Survival
40 Hits in Survival
50 Hits in Survival
Medals Earned: 4/12 (25/250 points)
You made it through the morning shift!
You're over the hump!
You've learned the fine art of the rebound. Or just got lucky.
You got your first 6 point hit! We're so proud!
You made it! Now time for be-ew-ti-ful dreams.
You've survived through 5 mascots. OK.
You're getting up there!
You survived 20 psychotic mascots! You're a spiking GOD.
You got mad points with little to work with!
You completed employment mode with 100% security!
You smashed 50 guys in one game sitting! That's a lot!
Perfect in the monster challenge
Medals Earned: 1/10 (50/500 points)
Spinball Level 1
Spinball Level 10
Spinball Level 2
Spinball Level 3
Spinball Level 4
Spinball Level 5
Spinball Level 6
Spinball Level 7
Spinball Level 8
Spinball Level 9
Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)
Just press space
Medals Earned: 3/3 (15/15 points)
Play The Game
Die And Quit Back To Menu
Beat A Level
Medals Earned: 3/4 (40/65 points)
Beat the game on any intensity
Beat the game on 1.2 intensity (1.2*10 is 12)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Beat the game on 5.0 intensity (I will put you in description if you get this)
Medals Earned: 3/7 (20/175 points)
Collect a bonus kiwi
Complete a level with 0.1 seconds remaining or less
Die 10 times in a single run
Complete 50 levels in a single run
Reach a score of 10,000
Reach a score of 50,000
Reach a score of 100,000