Total Medals Earned: 8,314 (From 1,480 different games.) Total Medal Score: 128,030 Points
Medals Earned: 4/6 (250/360 points)
Think of this medal when you press that K button.
10000 clicks.
Prisoner of war turned hero.
You wield that keyboard like a pianist.
Now THAT'S what I call dedication
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 3/8 (25/275 points)
Finish tutorial
Unlock the Challenge Area
Complete all challenges
Eat every fly
Win in under 10:00
Win in under 5:00
Medals Earned: 3/4 (40/45 points)
Defeated the black and yellow Brute Alien for the first time!
Finished the game!
Get a 50 kill count in Endless Mode!
Hit an Alien with your office chair!
Medals Earned: 3/18 (15/360 points)
Begin the game.
Complete the tutorial.
Clear floor 1.
Clear floor 2.
Clear floor 3.
Clear floor 4.
Clear floor 5.
Clear floor 6.
Clear floor 7.
Clear floor 8.
Destroy the Rob Boss.
Clear floor 10.
Clear floor 12.
Clear floor 14.
Unleash fever mode 20+ times.
Fail to cast a spell 100+ times.
(splat)
Medals Earned: 2/2 (15/15 points)
DrSevenSeizeMD has gifted you a potato.
You beat the gaem!
Medals Earned: 2/3 (200/300 points)
finish the game
Finish game with less than 10 times deaths
Finish game without dying
Medals Earned: 4/16 (20/295 points)
What is this game anyway?
I guess you know what this game is.
You got the hang of this!
You REALLY got the hang of this!
Not afraid of the cross.
It's healthy to avoid red things.
Square, but definetly not fair.
I guess you made it fair.
Squeeze in there bud!
Tight, but comfy, and in your lane.
Line go pew, pew, pew.
You go woosh, woosh, woosh.
Few corners, many challenges.
Not few enough corners.
Your wish is my command.
Medals Earned: 7/8 (215/315 points)
Boomerang the bat on the first screen.
Complete the easy round.
Finish with under 400 clicks.
Complete the medium round.
Kill the boss.
Finish with under 300 clicks.
Complete the hard round.
Finish with under 200 clicks.
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/135 points)
You entered the game!
Beat the game...
You beat Denial!
You beat Anger!
You beat Bargaining!
You beat Depression!
Medals Earned: 6/6 (35/35 points)
kill the guy with baton
play the game!
kill the guy with pistol!
kill the guy with your sword
Kill the orange man guy with the uzi!