differential calculus

how to use a condom

the max HP of a pikachu

elementary school doesn't matter

how to save 15% on your car insurance

you don't have to say the Pledge of Allegiance

not to stop in Bat Country

sig figs

you will NOT be the President of the United States...

...or an astronaut

that's not hair gel

macaroni ornaments are useless and your parents hate them

glitter is not the perfect compliment to all art work

you will never use brass fasteners again

'the farm' really means 'tied up in the woods'

money does buy happiness

4/5 of you will never understand math

how to mix a drink

I can sue for anything!