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Really good animation, but this is super fucking weird. The logistics alone involved with having sex with a velociraptor would be enough to discourage most people.

Human beings are so strange.

The animation is pretty good, but egad, that definitely took a turn - as I will bet you intended.

There's a lot of unfortunate clipping at the end as well.

sparton2005 responds:

Yea, clipping is kinda hard to mitigate with that model. I managed to get rid of a bunch of it, but the rig broke so i had to redo most of it, which wasn't helped by the weird motions that were just kinda stuck. The jiggle bones kinda go haywire as well, and there's a lot of finangling to get it to actually fit the clothes properly. Moral of the story? SFM sucks.

Wow, I was ready to dunk on this video because I thought it would be one of the million terrible Mario parodies I've already seen, but this is actually really well done. I love the animation and the voices are pretty good. Not sure why Bowser died at the end though, maybe you could have made that a little more explicit.

dibunt responds:

Yeah I kinda knew that would be a problem, I was even scared it wouldn't pass judgement because people know how shitty these usually are aaaaaand because of all the porn from tumblr currently being submitted. But hey, thanks for trusting good ol Mario!

Recent Game Reviews

122 Game Reviews

This is an interesting but very flawed concept. Overall, the gameplay is too slow and boring for it to be worth much time.

The "rearrange brain" keeps crashing my computer after having about 4000 nodes. So maybe work on a better way to handle that.

Otherwise this is a pretty unique idle game and I am enjoying the experience of trying to find the endgame.

joao8991 responds:

Thank you, I'll try to fix that :)

These popup ads are fucking obnoxious, man.

FlappyB responds:

There was a bug causing ads spawning after beating _every_ level.
This was not the desired behavior, and the amount of ads has been very drastically reduced.

Recent Audio Reviews

2 Audio Reviews

Lovely beat. Fun fact, this was the first thing I ever watched on Newgrounds. I was looking for Teletubby games for my little brother and found Teletubby Fun Land. Thanks for the memories, Tom!

1/2 star off because it doesn't loop perfectly. I hope you'll understand. :P

I love this genre and I love this song.

emilyomily responds:

Thanks! :)

Very impressive remix.

Somehow this is more emotionally impactful than the original. Great job, everybody!

TheArdor responds:

Thank you very much <3

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