Honey Bunches...of Oats
Master Blaster
Deer
Who the Hell Are You?
Jiggly Cheeks
Milk Dud
This Week's Contestant
Milk of Magnesia
My Next Victim...
Thunder the Wonder Horse
Love Handles
Dakota Fanning
Rib Rack
Ben Dover
My 9 O'Clock
Swedish Air Sleep System
My Little Fetus
Moo
Mom
Mile High Club Voucher
Fleshlight
Herpes, My Love Bug
Ahab the Tent Maker
Number 3, 4, or 7