Total Medals Earned: 10,276 (From 1,809 different games.) Total Medal Score: 155,780 Points
Medals Earned: 6/14 (260/500 points)
Survive one assassination attempt!
Get re-elected once! (Fake)
Survive two assassination attempts!
Get re-elected twice! (Fake)
Survive three assassination attempts!
Get re-elected thrice! (Fake)
Get on a magazine cover!
Get re-elected once! (Real)
Get a statue!
Get re-elected twice! (Real)
Get re-elected thrice! (Real)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 7/9 (65/165 points)
Buy the angry cube for 25 points
Buy the greedy cube for 50 points
Buy the chunky cube for 50 points
Buy the mike cube for 75 points
Buy the yppah cube for 100 points
Buy the cyclops cube for 150 points
Buy the PAIN cube for 300 points
Get a highscore of 150
Have 500 total points
Medals Earned: 4/15 (25/300 points)
View the credits
Read the instructions
Donate to charity
Freedom of speech!
Consume ALL the things!
Get a tetris!
Get all of Bob's advice from the shop
Get really good at... slacking off?
Medals Earned: 1/1 (50/50 points)
Beat the game
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/80 points)
Die 10 times
Get your first gold medal
Jump 500 times
Finish the game
Get 15 gold medals
Earn 1000 coins
Medals Earned: 3/14 (25/505 points)
Die 50 times
Die 100 times
Commit suicide 15 times
Die 200 times
You could have white teeth by now
Die 500 times
Die 1000 times, put down your keyboard and go outside
2 hours of gameplay
Finish under 30 minutes, but I guess you're used to that
you're glitching the game, aren't you? Right? RIGHT!?
Medals Earned: 3/14 (20/500 points)
Win a bronze medal!
Win a gold medal!
Win a silver medal!
Medals Earned: 4/4 (70/70 points)
Beat the game as the ice team!
Beat the game as the fire team!
Medals Earned: 2/2 (10/10 points)
Win the game!
Lose the game
Medals Earned: 5/9 (80/160 points)
Yep, you FROZE!!
Kill 50 enemies on a single run
Kill 100 enemies on a single run
Kill 300 enemies on a single run