Total Medals Earned: 10,301 (From 1,819 different games.) Total Medal Score: 156,565 Points
Medals Earned: 2/10 (10/115 points)
Beat Level1
Beat LEvel 2
Beat Level 3
Beat Level 4
Beat Level 5
Beat Level 6
Beat Level 7
Beat Level 8
Beat Level 9
Last more than 150 seconds in challenge mode.
Medals Earned: 18/18 (495/495 points)
clear baby steps
clear around the corner
clear ssszzss
clear jump the gap
clear dotted line
clear sharp landing
clear snek
clear long way around
clear 3 leaf clovers
clear passing through
clear hole in the wall
clear perfect lasagna
clear lilypads
clear sharp edges
clear stick to the wall
clear two-lane traffic
clear bonk
clear crisscross
Medals Earned: 5/17 (70/495 points)
Solve a puzzle on a small board in less than 5 seconds.
Use a hint.
Solve a puzzle on a medium board in less than 10 seconds.
Solve a puzzle on a medium board in less than 15 seconds.
Solve 20 puzzles on a small board.
Solve a puzzle on a big board in less than 1 minute.
Solve 100 puzzles on a small board.
Use 20 hints in total.
Solve 20 puzzles on a medium board.
Solve 20 puzzles on a big board.
Solve a puzzle on a big board in less than 30 seconds.
Solve 100 puzzles on a big board.
Use 100 hints in total.
Solve 100 puzzles on a medium board.
Solve a puzzle on a big board in less than 15 seconds.
Solve 300 puzzles on a big board.
Medals Earned: 7/7 (205/205 points)
Complete level 1
Complete level 20
Complete level 30
Complete level 40
Complete level 50
Complete level 60
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/120 points)
Complete a regular game with a gold medal.
Get a platinum medal on the 3 first training modes.
Complete a regular game with a platinum medal.
Complete a regular game with the Omega medal.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 5/10 (145/310 points)
Begin your Stepford experience
Pet Stepford once
Pet Stepford 10 times
Pet Stepford 100 times
Pet Stepford 8 times in 1 second
Pet Stepford 1000 times
Pet Stepford 10000 times
Activate hammer mode
Bonk Stepford
Enter the milk dimension
Medals Earned: 5/20 (70/70 points)
You found someone 5 times!
You found someone 10 times!
You found someone 25 times!
You found someone 50 times!
You found someone 75 times!
Medals Earned: 3/6 (40/80 points)
First boss defeated
Second boss defeated
Final boss defeated
You died
Finished the game on hard
Medals Earned: 1/3 (10/160 points)
10 levels completed
30 levels completed
game finished... yaaay
Medals Earned: 1/20 (5/500 points)
Crap brick breaker rehash, can't be bothered
Achieve the inevitable
You touched a poop!
TAKE THE STAIRS FATTY
Sir I asked for your Heavy Equipment Operator License. This is a holographic Blastoise.
You are now the ambassador for planet Earth
Have you tried eating less fiber
Kill a construction worker
Visit with the spectral forms of your many victims
Collect all the dumb movies
Visit the Demolition Carnival
And all it took was days of obsessive hoarding