Total Medals Earned: 10,301 (From 1,819 different games.) Total Medal Score: 156,565 Points
Medals Earned: 2/10 (10/115 points)
Medals Earned: 18/18 (495/495 points)
Medals Earned: 5/17 (70/495 points)
Medals Earned: 7/7 (205/205 points)
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/120 points)
Medals Earned: 5/10 (145/310 points)
Medals Earned: 5/20 (70/70 points)
Medals Earned: 3/6 (40/80 points)
Medals Earned: 1/3 (10/160 points)
Medals Earned: 1/20 (5/500 points)
Beat Level1
Beat LEvel 2
Beat Level 3
Beat Level 4
Beat Level 5
Beat Level 6
Beat Level 7
Beat Level 8
Beat Level 9
Last more than 150 seconds in challenge mode.
clear baby steps
clear around the corner
clear ssszzss
clear jump the gap
clear dotted line
clear sharp landing
clear snek
clear long way around
clear 3 leaf clovers
clear passing through
clear hole in the wall
clear perfect lasagna
clear lilypads
clear sharp edges
clear stick to the wall
clear two-lane traffic
clear bonk
clear crisscross
Solve a puzzle on a small board in less than 5 seconds.
Use a hint.
Solve a puzzle on a medium board in less than 10 seconds.
Solve a puzzle on a medium board in less than 15 seconds.
Solve 20 puzzles on a small board.
Solve a puzzle on a big board in less than 1 minute.
Solve 100 puzzles on a small board.
Use 20 hints in total.
Solve 20 puzzles on a medium board.
Solve 20 puzzles on a big board.
Solve a puzzle on a big board in less than 30 seconds.
Solve 100 puzzles on a big board.
Use 100 hints in total.
Solve 100 puzzles on a medium board.
Solve a puzzle on a big board in less than 15 seconds.
Solve 300 puzzles on a big board.
Complete level 1
Complete level 20
Complete level 30
Complete level 40
Complete level 50
Complete level 60
Complete a regular game with a gold medal.
Get a platinum medal on the 3 first training modes.
Complete a regular game with a platinum medal.
Complete a regular game with the Omega medal.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Begin your Stepford experience
Pet Stepford once
Pet Stepford 10 times
Pet Stepford 100 times
Pet Stepford 8 times in 1 second
Pet Stepford 1000 times
Pet Stepford 10000 times
Activate hammer mode
Bonk Stepford
Enter the milk dimension
You found someone 5 times!
You found someone 10 times!
You found someone 25 times!
You found someone 50 times!
You found someone 75 times!
First boss defeated
Second boss defeated
Final boss defeated
You died
Finished the game on hard
10 levels completed
30 levels completed
game finished... yaaay
Crap brick breaker rehash, can't be bothered
Achieve the inevitable
You touched a poop!
TAKE THE STAIRS FATTY
Sir I asked for your Heavy Equipment Operator License. This is a holographic Blastoise.
You are now the ambassador for planet Earth
Have you tried eating less fiber
Kill a construction worker
Visit with the spectral forms of your many victims
Collect all the dumb movies
Visit the Demolition Carnival
And all it took was days of obsessive hoarding
