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Greetings China Greetings China

Rated 5 / 5 stars April 1, 2009

Greatings China

You welcome to United States. With good movie.


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Big guy. (clay) Big guy. (clay)

Rated 0.5 / 5 stars February 25, 2008

This was really terrible.

I'll give you a 1/10 since I was laughing at how fantastically awful your voice sounded.
I have three tips for you:
1. Grow up. Your voice is literally painful to listen to. Wait a few years, then you can record and submit something with your voice in it.
2. Put more effort into it. You mumbling then screeching into a mic while pictures display on the screen does NOT qualify as a movie.
3. For clay movies, take LOTS of pictures and put them together, not 1/3 frames per second. That's just being lazy.

Overall, it seems like you're just not ready to submit things like this to the portal.


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Wriggle responds:

this is old dude.


2008| Meet the Pyro 2008| Meet the Pyro

Rated 5 / 5 stars February 12, 2008

Phenomenal!

That was right on par with the official VALVe movies! A little longer than the others, but it was gold the entire time.

Great job.


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Recent Game Reviews


Super Mario Crossover Super Mario Crossover

Rated 5 / 5 stars November 1, 2010

The greatest flash port ever created.

This game is incredible and I want more. I really enjoyed powering up in this, your character basically become unstoppable once you obtained a fire flower. Bill and Samus are by far the best characters to use once you get their Fire Flower, which shows that there are still some balancing issues but because it looks like you ripped the characters directly from their respective games it's not all that surprising. You did an excellent job with that.

Link is terrible, though It's almost like playing with a severe handicap (just left a bad taste in my mouth using him). His upward and downward thrust moves are useless for killing enemies because even at tier 3 he takes 2 hits to kill them.

Mario is obviously just plain as hell, but I liked the possibility of playing the original game, because even without the extra characters this is the best SMB flash port I've ever played.

Give us some more, this was insanely well designed, the music all fit perfectly and it has lots of replay potential. I loved it.


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Balloon Boy Adventure Balloon Boy Adventure

Rated 4 / 5 stars September 12, 2010

Fun... until you get the medal

Although simple, this game is surprisingly addicting. It has all necessary elements for a well planned out side scrolling shooter challenge. This game is well polished, and the controls respond nicely. A little more variety in birds or enemies in general would be nice though. The music was bubbly and fun, providing a good match to the game itself.

I was disappointed that nothing happens after you get to 10,000 feet. I was expecting the balloon to touch down or something like what really happened, but the game never ends. I have somewhat of a disliking for games that don't end.


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Crush the Castle Crush the Castle

Rated 5 / 5 stars September 12, 2010

Excellent.

What should I say about this game? The graphics and sounds are beautiful, the physics engine is very nice, the advancing weapon technology was a nice touch. You also included a good level editor - always a wonderful feature!

This is a very well polished product and clearly it took a lot of effort. I only have two complaints.

First, on the later levels with a lot of objects, I found the controls to be a little unresponsive - I click the 2nd time when the shot is clearly still on its way up and nothing happens, the shot just hangs there and gets wasted. This is frustrating when things are going well for me otherwise. Are you removing the game objects from the stage when they are not visible?

Second, after I release the final shot, the reset button is broken. I have to wait until the the shot stops moving, then for the countdown, and then I have to click some acknowledgment that I'm a royal failure... even when I know immediately that the shot didn't come out right (sometimes due to point number 1)! Why can't I click reset? It kind of seems like a purposeful irritation. As a result, I found myself clicking reset with one shot left if I didn't think my odds on the shot were good.

Nevertheless I finished the game and it was quite satisfying.


Recent Audio Reviews


Battle of the Robots (FULL) Battle of the Robots (FULL)

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars September 17, 2007

A nice creation.

I like it quite a bit, apart from the maniacal lauging. It just seems out of place to me. Where did you get that idea, anyway? It could be made into a really cool loop for a fight scene, though. I couldn't bring myself to vote less than five for it, but I had to knock you down a review star for the laugh.

Great idea, and it's not such a bad title if you ask me :P


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Quarl responds:

awww, you didn't like my laugh? :(


forest orchestra forest orchestra

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars April 25, 2005

Really well done.

This kicks ass. Really nicely put together and definatley a great companion to a movie.


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bbopjones responds:

thanks stamp