Score: 1

"This was really terrible."

submission: Big guy. (clay)

date: February 25, 2008

I'll give you a 1/10 since I was laughing at how fantastically awful your voice sounded.
I have three tips for you:
1. Grow up. Your voice is literally painful to listen to. Wait a few years, then you can record and submit something with your voice in it.
2. Put more effort into it. You mumbling then screeching into a mic while pictures display on the screen does NOT qualify as a movie.
3. For clay movies, take LOTS of pictures and put them together, not 1/3 frames per second. That's just being lazy.

Overall, it seems like you're just not ready to submit things like this to the portal.

Score: 10

"Phenomenal!"

submission: 2008| Meet the Pyro

date: February 12, 2008

That was right on par with the official VALVe movies! A little longer than the others, but it was gold the entire time.

Great job.

Score: 10

"Fucking awesome."

submission: Fistful of Madness

date: September 24, 2007

You almost perfectly captured the atmosphere of the old west movies that everyone loves and hates at the same time. What is incredible is that you seemlessly blended that with the madness series. You deserve the first place in the madness day competition. Awesome work.

Score: 9

"A nice creation."

submission: Battle of the Robots (FULL)

date: September 17, 2007

I like it quite a bit, apart from the maniacal lauging. It just seems out of place to me. Where did you get that idea, anyway? It could be made into a really cool loop for a fight scene, though. I couldn't bring myself to vote less than five for it, but I had to knock you down a review star for the laugh.

Great idea, and it's not such a bad title if you ask me :P

Score: 9

"Really well done."

submission: forest orchestra

date: April 25, 2005

This kicks ass. Really nicely put together and definatley a great companion to a movie.