Score: 1

"This was really terrible."

submission: Big guy. (clay)

date: February 25, 2008

I'll give you a 1/10 since I was laughing at how fantastically awful your voice sounded.
I have three tips for you:
1. Grow up. Your voice is literally painful to listen to. Wait a few years, then you can record and submit something with your voice in it.
2. Put more effort into it. You mumbling then screeching into a mic while pictures display on the screen does NOT qualify as a movie.
3. For clay movies, take LOTS of pictures and put them together, not 1/3 frames per second. That's just being lazy.

Overall, it seems like you're just not ready to submit things like this to the portal.

Score: 10

"Phenomenal!"

submission: 2008| Meet the Pyro

date: February 12, 2008

That was right on par with the official VALVe movies! A little longer than the others, but it was gold the entire time.

Great job.

Score: 10

"Fucking awesome."

submission: Fistful of Madness

date: September 24, 2007

You almost perfectly captured the atmosphere of the old west movies that everyone loves and hates at the same time. What is incredible is that you seemlessly blended that with the madness series. You deserve the first place in the madness day competition. Awesome work.

Score: 9

"I remember this game!"

submission: Hey Dad

date: September 17, 2007

It kinda sucked! That's got nothing to do with the submission, though, which was HILARIOUS. That voice for the kid is perfect. Very nice job, as with all of your flash movies.

Score: 10

"Curse you, Shinki!"

submission: SC Guitar Maniac Dx 2

date: September 10, 2007

I can't stop playing this game! It's like a demon incarnate came down and said "YOU NEED TO WASTE YOUR TIME ON THIS AND NOT STUDY MATHEMATICS". I guess either he's very persuasive or you're very good at making games.
These songs were great for a Guitar Hero style game, and the incentive of the unlockable guitars are just awesome. Keep up the great work and (if you can) improve on this with the sequel!

Score: 9

"Wonderful."

submission: -Red-

date: July 19, 2007

Probably one of the best defense games I've ever played. I like how the rebounds can damage the ground, but I don't like how the craters don't stay. I'd like to see if they would be additive and make the holes bigger if they get hit in the same place.

Overall, this is a great game.

Score: 10

"Does this mean I'm gay?"

submission: B in Arabic

date: July 16, 2007

I just had the most amazing orgasm of my life. B is back, and this time, it's ARABIC. I love this more than bread, but less than sliced bread. I love it less than sliced bread, but more than bread.
Thank you for making my night better than a normal night.

Score: 0

"Stolen content is stolen."

submission: Osama Hide!

date: July 11, 2007

I guess the whistle system wasn't implemented when this was submitted.

Score: 8

"I remember watching this for the first time.."

submission: Darnell Plays With Fire

date: April 29, 2006

And I laughed my ass off. It still has that great sense of bizarreness that you get from a Fulp flash.
Congats on making a priceless peice of art.

Score: 10

"Amazing!"

submission: Fancy Pants Adventures

date: March 25, 2006

Holy cow, man. This has to be the best platformer I've played in an extremely good time.
The amount of style is just dripping from every fluid motion, every deliciously executed jump.
10/10 5/5 <3