Age/Gender: 20, Male
Location: Houghton, MI
Job: Physicist
They came for the dinosaurs, and I did not speak out, because I was not a dinosaur. They came for the giant robots, and I did not speak out, because I was not a giant robot. They came for the nerds. And I was screwed.
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This game is annoying as hell. It isn't fun.
In fact, it's annoying to the point of obnoxiousness. Yet, I still played it. I still got four of the medals. I'm still working on getting another.
I wonder if anyone is really patient enough to get the medals by the way they were intended.
I understand the point of the game, but I don't see how it was necessary.
I guess you accomplished what you set out to do, and quite well I might add. Good for you (I guess).
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You welcome to United States. With good movie.
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I'll give you a 1/10 since I was laughing at how fantastically awful your voice sounded.
I have three tips for you:
1. Grow up. Your voice is literally painful to listen to. Wait a few years, then you can record and submit something with your voice in it.
2. Put more effort into it. You mumbling then screeching into a mic while pictures display on the screen does NOT qualify as a movie.
3. For clay movies, take LOTS of pictures and put them together, not 1/3 frames per second. That's just being lazy.
Overall, it seems like you're just not ready to submit things like this to the portal.
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this is old dude.
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That was right on par with the official VALVe movies! A little longer than the others, but it was gold the entire time.
Great job.
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You almost perfectly captured the atmosphere of the old west movies that everyone loves and hates at the same time. What is incredible is that you seemlessly blended that with the madness series. You deserve the first place in the madness day competition. Awesome work.
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It kinda sucked! That's got nothing to do with the submission, though, which was HILARIOUS. That voice for the kid is perfect. Very nice job, as with all of your flash movies.
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I can't stop playing this game! It's like a demon incarnate came down and said "YOU NEED TO WASTE YOUR TIME ON THIS AND NOT STUDY MATHEMATICS". I guess either he's very persuasive or you're very good at making games.
These songs were great for a Guitar Hero style game, and the incentive of the unlockable guitars are just awesome. Keep up the great work and (if you can) improve on this with the sequel!
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Probably one of the best defense games I've ever played. I like how the rebounds can damage the ground, but I don't like how the craters don't stay. I'd like to see if they would be additive and make the holes bigger if they get hit in the same place.
Overall, this is a great game.
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I just had the most amazing orgasm of my life. B is back, and this time, it's ARABIC. I love this more than bread, but less than sliced bread. I love it less than sliced bread, but more than bread.
Thank you for making my night better than a normal night.
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"I remember watching this for the first time.."
And I laughed my ass off. It still has that great sense of bizarreness that you get from a Fulp flash.
Congats on making a priceless peice of art.
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